Uhuru and Raila Devise a Brilliant Plan to Snare Ruto's Key Players Before August

President Uhuru Kenyatta and ODM leader Raila Odinga have devised a fresh strategy to demolish Deputy President William Ruto in August.

According to rumors, the couple has hired a pollster to undertake a study that will aid in the selection of popular candidates to represent the alliance in the general election on August 9th.

This was verified by ODM Secretary General Edwin Sifuna, who stated that this was the new technique that would be used to identify and promote popular candidates.

He stated that the research will assist them in locating popular candidates in various locations and in assisting Azimio La Umoja candidates.

Sifuna also indicated that they plan to steal Ruto's and other UDA hopefuls' important friends.

If we discover that a favorite candidate belongs to a different political party, we will contact them.

If we discover that the person in the lead in the survey is leaning towards UDA, we will persuade them to join us.

"We kidnap them and hire them as our candidates," Sifuna explained.

According to Sifuna, the research would help them form a coalition agreement in cosmopolitan areas like Nairobi.

He further said that the election is being held in all posts in all counties, from ward to governor.

"We're stating unequivocally that science will lead us." We will employ science to provide direct tickets in many of these areas.

"If we find out that one of our favorite candidates is affiliated with a different political party, we will approach them."

"If we uncover that the survey's lead respondent is leaning toward UDA, we will encourage them to join us."

As Sifuna added, "We abduct them and give them a job as our candidate.

The findings, according to Sifuna, will aid them in forming a coalition agreement in cosmopolitan places such as Nairobi.

He also stated that elections are being held for all positions in all counties, ranging from ward to governor.

"We're asserting unambiguously that science will take us where we need to go." In several of these sectors, we will use science to supply direct tickets.